Pieces of Who I Am:

When I get nervous, the pitch of my voice goes up and up, bursting nearby eardrums. I never realize what I’m doing until someone clamps both hands over their ears and starts backing away.

This business with men – or more typically, boys – wearing skinny jeans? Is disturbing in ways I can’t even begin to express.

Nothing, absolutely nothing, would make me happier than to someday publish a book. Preferably one people would read and enjoy.

I’m a sucker for a great action/adventure movie. The more things that explode, the more corny one-liners, the more appearances by Bruce Willis – all for the better.

I don’t date. This is a direct side effect of my social ineptitude.

As far as I’m concerned, coffee is the single most important food group. Coffee topped with whipped cream serves as comfort food. Coffee first thing in the AM means that the people near me get to survive.

Halloween is my favorite holiday, on account of I love eating candy and dressing up in costume.

I never know when to quit, give up, or move on. I’m incredibly stubborn and eternally hopeful, a combination that doesn’t always work in my favor.

I live in Montana. I actually kind of love it here.